I feel vaguely spoiled that I got two fills for this prompt on (apparently) the same day. XP

Thanks a bunch for this! And oh, of course that first time would start with alcohol-laden commiserations. (Now I kind of want to see that whole first time completely written out, thank you for stinging me with that bug.)

Also, damn, that last line. What a whammy.

Thank you again for the lovely fill! :D